Testing. Testing. 1-2-3. Sort of.

We're ba-ack! Well, not quite, but the makeover is at last reaching its final stages. Sort of like how Lady Gaga applies her foundation, the fake lashes, the lipstick, the eyelid-rhinestones, the wig, the wicker marmoset, the stainless steel wings, THEN finally tucks her cock between her legs. That's round about where we are.

We'll be back proper in the immediate future, but until then, you'll have to pardon the lack of updates. And what better way to say Pardon Me than via the dynamic cinematography, the cutting-edge couture, the exquisite vocals and the raw sex appeal of Maxine Swaby?